public static void characters() {

System.out.println("Whee, characters!");

}

Scheme Bunny This little bunny is the Scheme Bunny, an obscure [to me, at least] programming language that is derived from LISP. The bunny's not object-oriented, but if it really wants to, it can do it. "Set!" is an object-oriented command-ish thing. Y'pronounce it as "set bang." Heehee.
Java Lion The nice lion who gets picked on by the Scheme Bunny is the Java Lion! If you don't know what Java is, I'm not telling. Heehee.
Java Runtime
Environment Kitty
The kitty known as the Java Runtime Environment Kitty, or the JRE Kitty, processes the bitcode that Java makes when it compiles [or at least that's how I think it works...]. Heehee, the JRE Kitty has a thing for the Java Lion. <3
Compiler Error
Saber-Toothed Tiger
Whatta mouthful...anywho, yeah, compiler errors! I hate 'em!
Runtime Error Kitty An evilized version of the JRE Kitty. It's kinda creepy...because it hates being hated by people who make runtime errors...